This day, in the city of David, a son has been born to you, a Savior….
And so, dearly Beloved, I am sending you on this special occasion…
A Black Falcon 4K drone (imagine it’s a star); a Muama Enence (turns you into a native speaker of 36 languages in seconds); Pro Power Save (cuts your energy bill by 90%) Synoshi Power Spin Scrubber (genuine Japanese inventions that cleans everything in your house); Stealth Raptor Airplane (the perfect gift for kids) Clear Pik Dental Descaler (instantly removes ugly, stubborn dental plaque);Flex Vision (If you’re over 50, try these revolutionary glasses); Adien Atom (the world’s first hearing aid for less than $100)….
..let us go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened.
Alpha Heat (heats up any room in minutes and saves hundreds in the electric bill); Kailo (futuristic patch that uses nanotechnology to relieve pain; The PhotoStick Omni (find and protect all your memories in one click); The Chill Pill (a hand-held device that helps you fall asleep in minutes)….
...field and fountain, moor and mountain, following yonder star…
Auto Air (car tire pressure need never again be low); VolteX Heated Vest (NASA-inspired technologogy to keep you warm and cozy this winter); SpaceScope (see everything miles away as if y ou are s tanding next to it); TurboDrive RC ( irrsistable toy car that keeps kids off their phones and computers; NuuBu (a centuries-old solution for stress, anxiety and low energy); DermaBolt IPL (the ultimate hair removal device); Flight Path (the world’s most advanced golf tee. Boosts your golf drive by a notable 10-20%.
...and behold the star which they had seen in the east led them until it came and stood above the place where the child was…
Noel!
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